Crazy People/Penguin Fanatics
Randomness at its finest. phrase of the day....and one by one the penguins stole my sanity....and then sold it to the mexicans


Wednesday, April 30, 2003  

sane is only a word for people that cant say not crazy

posted by: mike | 9:27 PM
 

You're all fucking crazy. I'm the only sane one.

Who the fuck edited my fucking post you fucking fuck.

posted by: Bergy | 7:42 PM
 

im in school also, 7th hour, ill post some funny pictures of some people from my school tonight....if anybodys mad at me im sorry for whatever i did, and why do penguins still my sanity one by one and why cant i sleep or the clown will eat me

posted by: mike | 2:56 PM
 

im at school...hey to all

posted by: chelsa | 12:22 PM


Tuesday, April 29, 2003  

correction...it's mostly moll

posted by: chelsa | 9:23 PM
 

you're all insane

posted by: chelsa | 9:21 PM
 

can you see my head on this thing? alrighty! did you just get shot?? What if you did? What would i do?? I think i would go ^^^^^^^^^^^ and then turn it up-side down! I'm gonna try to put a pic on here of something..who knows what or who!!! here it goes!!! how do i make it samller and not w/ the whole other page??? this is driving me NUTS!!

posted by: Molly | 9:15 PM
 

a former cop undercover, just been shot, now recovered, a former cop undercover just been shot now recovered WHY, meet at john dale jr. wink an eye and point a finger, meet at john dale jr. wink an eye and point a finer WHY, fighting crime with a partner louis lane, jimmy carter, fighting crime with a partner louis lane, jimmy carter WHY I..E..A..I..A..I..O

posted by: mike | 8:28 PM
 

hey hey hey!! Me and chelsa have some little rhymes!! lets see here are a couple...i see boats i see tags i see some fuckin fags...I see flowers i see rain i see Chelsa's under-mane..hehehe!! me and chelsa made those up all by ourselves!! there were some more but i forgot them!! what is that sign of????? I can't read!!! some one help me to be able to read! Chelsa has a claw w/ knives and scissors that rip lyssa's clothes!! Guess what ya'll.....there is something in the pea soup!! have you ever tried to say ur name over and over? Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly ...... thats awesome!!!!! Cheddar Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whay dont you all just get up and go eat some of your own liver!! YYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

posted by: Molly | 6:41 PM
 

stuipid freeservers

posted by: mike | 4:53 PM
 

stupid freeservers

posted by: mike | 4:39 PM


Monday, April 28, 2003  

Can I sit in the corner and cry with you? I'm good at it.

posted by: Bergy | 9:34 PM
 

wow we have some obsessed germ washers. I don't feel like saying much, I'm still upset and just going to go sit in the corner and cry again.

posted by: chelsa | 8:06 PM
 

img src=*C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\drunkenpeoplecrossing.jpg*

posted by: mike | 6:23 PM
 

I wash my hands 75 times a day, not including before and after meals.

posted by: Bergy | 6:13 PM
 

mondays are for crazy people.....like us, i guess my house is ruled out since no bodys parent except dereks will let them come over. ill just have to try to make myself think of somewhere else. and just like derek i am lost in math, so your not by yourself there derek. Has anyone just been in the mood to eat crackers, and more crackers, and more, and have you ever wanted to call someone one day, and the next day, and the NExt day, AND THE NEXT DAY, AND THE NEXT DAY, *phone rings* , hello? *background* and the next day and the next day, and then we will throw the plastic cup away. has anyone seen the movie critters? thats the movie with the little balls that shoot needles and eat people, its kinda like gremlins,,,,,,but better......and now heres two lines of stuff that makes absolutely no sense ;ldaskfjds;alk fjasd;lkfjads;lkf jas;ldkfjasd;lkfjas dl;dkfjas;ldkfkjas;ldj fa;lsdkfjas;ldkfjasl;ldkfjas;lldkfjas;ldk fj as;ldkfjas; lldkfjas;ldkfjas;ldkfjas; dlkfjsad;lkfjsd;lkfjas;ldkfj as;dlkfjas;ldkfjsad;lkfjasd;lkfjsadl;kfj dsl;kfjsdal;k fjasdl;k fjasl;dkfjas;ldkfjasl;dkfjasl;dk fjal;sdkfjas;dlkfja sl;dkfj and im done. and for my last question, how many shower would you have to take per day to be considered legally insane?

posted by: mike | 6:05 PM
 

I can't wait till summer!!! I'm gonna never be bored(i hope)!! I wish my hair was long again!! I was stupid for cutting it!! It was a part of my life!!!!! I see why some animals eat their young...If i was them i would too!!! yummy!!!! i want some chewy, mouth-watering, delicious chocolate chip cookies!!! That is getting me super hungry!! I want a BLT too..but w/o the lettuce and add some mayo!! I had cereal after school today!! I want some cheerios w/ peanut butter right now too!!! I'll bust you all up!!

posted by: Molly | 5:21 PM
 

It's raining, I'm not wearing a shirt, I'm sweating, and I'm tired.

posted by: Bergy | 4:48 PM


Sunday, April 27, 2003  

I hate Sundays. Its the start of a new week, which inevitably means more school. I wish you guy lived here It would be much more fun, I hate most people at school and I'm not very social anymore. I scare people with the things that I say. My math grade is horrible and I don't know how to bring it up, I don't understand anything anymore. I was so bored today, I worked outside most of the day. We put a new floor in our tree house for some reason. It needs to be tore down not fixed. I was sitting in the grass and my dog ran up and hit me in the face with his claws leaving a scratch and he knocked my glasses off. Now I'm bored out of my mind. No one is talking, maybe I'll just go to sleep... But I'm not tired.

Mike asked me something that I thought you had already figured out. It will bug you with what I mean because I'm not going to say it here.

posted by: Bergy | 10:06 PM
 

if i had a dollar and someone said can i borrow a dollar id be like heres a plastic cup and back off its my dollar and if you want my dollar you need to go somewhere and ask someone for a dollar, and then i would eat my dollar and throw the plastic cup away

posted by: mike | 9:05 PM
 

mike the mike hes mike always mike the mike gonna mike the mike with mike using mike as a mike with the mike at the mike mike mike mike mike mike. if you were counting that was 17 mikes. WHEE - and one by one the penguins stole my sanity

posted by: mike | 8:58 PM
 

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posted by: Bergy | 8:48 PM
 

wowie!! how did it get in there? i have to go in like 10min. but im writting this anyway!! Have you ever thought of seeing the monkey naked? i bet you ave you nasty thing you!! I took your bedpost!!! but its in the road now!! DARN!! I hear that Derek is getting enslaved today?? Why is that? What do you like to do to your toe? I can think of a ton of things that you could do!!

posted by: Molly | 3:34 PM
 

hola, como estan uds.? estoy bein. Tengo un mono silvestre grande en mis pantalones
translation: hi, how are you all? I am good. I have a large wild monkey in my pants.

i like my toe.

posted by: chelsa | 3:29 PM
 

how did i do that?? this thing is so messed!! there is like nothing to talk about....uhhhhhhh........that movie is pretty DUMB!! Chelsa was talking to Mexican ppl tonight!! who names their child weers?? these ppl these day!!! so messed up!!

posted by: Molly | 12:01 AM


Saturday, April 26, 2003  

Heh double post.

posted by: Bergy | 6:51 PM
 

hello to all.....(im gonna be smart today)... FUCK YOU!!! yes i am still here.....i have to go now!! wait i have to call u daddy b/c some one told me to...so there!! once again i say that you ppl are like chicken and a bag a peanuts!!!!! that u need shit on!!

posted by: Molly | 5:02 PM
 

hello to all.....(im gonna be smart today)... FUCK YOU!!! yes i am still here.....i have to go now!! wait i have to call u daddy b/c some one told me to...so there!! once again i say that you ppl are like chicken and a bag a peanuts!!!!! that u need shit on!!

posted by: Molly | 5:02 PM
 

You can never forget. EVER!

My brother is going to prom and shit.... And I don't want to be outside.

posted by: Bergy | 4:21 PM
 

ok, I'll make you a deal. I will stop calling you daddy if you don't call me Chelsea...agreed? I'm so bored, please help me. I think I like my toe. Moll has stopped coming to the blog. I think i could become very upset by this if I really cared. You don't have to have the crotch up, I've still seen it. It's burned into my brain for eternity. But because I'm so awesome, I'll try to forget.

posted by: chelsa | 2:51 PM
 

...I'm not going to leave the crotch up.

The daddy thing is creepy Chelsea.

posted by: Bergy | 2:29 AM
 

why did you remove the crotch? It was the main attraction. I dont know if i can bring myself to come back to the blog now that's its gone.
you should be put in prison now. Thank you very much, then you can turn gay and stab yourself.

i love my daddy

posted by: chelsa | 12:36 AM


Friday, April 25, 2003  

^______________^ KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

posted by: Bergy | 10:06 PM
 












posted by: Bergy | 9:34 PM
 

Nah, no one had posted anything and I have nothing to say. Well I do, but nothing that anyone would care about.

posted by: Bergy | 7:56 PM
 

Are you speechless again? Did I do it?

posted by: chelsa | 7:49 PM
 

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posted by: Bergy | 7:28 PM


Thursday, April 24, 2003  

I've stayed up till 12:30-1 the last 2 nights.

On Friday its usually about 4.

posted by: Bergy | 4:06 PM
 

dang derek what time do you stay up till? Are you like a vampire? You touch people in private places and you have your own porn collection then? I like showers in the morning, by myself. I feel like hurting someone.
I swallowed alotta gum today, my tummy hurts. What happens when you throw up gum? I need someone to cut my hair, any takers?

im hungry and gonna get some food.

bye daddy and my lover

posted by: chelsa | 3:58 PM
 

HEY LOOK I'M STILL AWAKE! I haven't even taken a shower. I smell. I'll take one in the morning. I like cartoons I watch to many. Right now Cowboy Bebop is on leave me alone.


I TOUCH PEOPLE IN THEIR PRIVATE PLACES. THEN I TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF THEM.

(akward silence.)

posted by: Bergy | 12:06 AM


Wednesday, April 23, 2003  

I just realized Scotty 2 Hotty isn't a hardy boy.

Matt and Jeff Hardy. fuck.

*this was supposed to be here about 3 fucking hours ago.*

posted by: Bergy | 9:06 PM
 

Scotty 2 Hotty?

I used to watch wrestling like a Religion the Goldberg Rock fight at No Way Out intrests me just to see how bad the Rock will get screwed over again.

posted by: Bergy | 5:13 PM
 

hey hey hey!!! I am BACK!!!!! YIPPEE!! I'll try another pic for chels to show her one of the hott wrestlers...one of the hardy boyz!!



there ya go!!!!!

posted by: Molly | 5:09 PM
 

We do things for no reason. Bergy isn't a suitable father figure. He beats his Children. He also beats people. Children are not people.

posted by: Bergy | 5:07 PM
 

You don't want to be our daddy?
:(
You're going tping'? It's not Halloween

I want to light fireworks. I'm a pyro

me and moll are going on a walk

posted by: chelsa | 4:58 PM
 

Very good. I see you know html I'm impressed.

posted by: Bergy | 4:53 PM
 

I did it!!!!! yay!! i'm so excited!!!!!!!! Thank-u Derek!! I had the right idea though!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so HAPPY!!!!

posted by: Molly | 4:49 PM
 

I'll try my pic thing again!!! here it goes!! :

posted by: Molly | 4:49 PM
 

I don't want to be you're daddy. Its slighty wierd.

posted by: Bergy | 4:47 PM
 

It's not fuckin workin!!!!!!! I'm mad now!!!! Bergy you gotta tell me how otherwise i'll bust u up!! and i mean it!! ur makin me mad b/c u wont tell me!!!!!!!!! You make me sad!! :'( !!!

posted by: Molly | 4:42 PM
 

I think you could be a daddy!! I'm at home now!! More interesting than school but still boring!!!!! I'm gonna try to put a pic on here: its gonna be of a band!...GREENDAY!! here it goes! DARN!!! it wont work (i pushed edit......) here it goes again!!


posted by: Molly | 4:33 PM
 

I'm not a Sophmore I can't job shadow. If I did anyways it probably be at a Computer place. I'm not daddy. I just felt like saying children.

I'm entertainment. But i don't know what to do Casey wants to go TP'n.

posted by: Bergy | 3:46 PM
 

I thought you were gonna be gone this weekend! I'm at school!! I have to hide this from the teacher otherwise I get in trouble!!! My webpage is the faggiest thing I have ever seen!! So now Bergy is our Daddy?? Who's the momma? Katie? haha! How do u put pic's on here? TELL ME TELL ME!! Yah really what is that monkey doin?? who the heck knows!! oh well!! If ur gonna be gone this weekend how are we gonna see him! g2g teacher is around!! later!!

posted by: Molly | 2:30 PM
 

Bergy, some Litchfield people are here job shadowing...why aren't you onna them?
It's some girl, i dont know her name.
Let's do something this weekend? I need to be enter :)

posted by: chelsa | 12:21 PM
 

Sweet dream bergy...
my computer is faggin out on me so I'll try to fix it and get on. Are we your children? If so
Hi Daddy!

I'm at school so until later............

posted by: chelsa | 12:16 PM
 

I'll sleep when I'm dead, or right about now.

Goodnight children.

posted by: Bergy | 12:26 AM


Tuesday, April 22, 2003  



I want that. I need a credit card.

posted by: Bergy | 11:52 PM
 

Its Jay dancing with a monkey.



I like to keep my penis in my pants.

posted by: Bergy | 8:50 PM
 

For the record... I don't like cats, or pussy
molldoll, you can go find another lover. We're through!

I've moved on to the male species.

posted by: chelsa | 8:36 PM
 

Bergy what the hell is that a picture of?...a guy wacking off and gettin his "monkey" to come out of his pants?
By the way, do you do that? The hot part, I added that because, duh
you are

posted by: chelsa | 8:32 PM
 



I learned how to post pictures. Be afraid very afraid.

back to the lips thing yes I get the big thing... why did you throw on the He's hot afterwards thats mainly what I didn't get.

posted by: Bergy | 6:47 PM
 

Your lips bergy...they're big...as in big..do you understand?

Moll you are cracked out, just like he says.

crazy assed shit head

posted by: chelsa | 6:36 PM
 

Cracked out Chipper monkey my name isn't Mike.

I say it because I can.

posted by: Bergy | 6:34 PM
 

Chelsa is a big FAT LIAR!!!! yes she is fat...she eats fish for a living..she's retarted! she claims her "husband" is a pussy!! she is so retarted!! chelsa loves pussy and she likes cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that makes it true!!!! hahahahahaha!! Derek you say WHEEEEEEEEEEEE a lot!! why is that? My favorite quote can be found at www.mollygoestocanada.com !!! GO TO IT NOW B4 I KILL U FOR MONEY!!! HEHEHEHEHE!!!! Bergy thinks Katie is hot also that makes it TRUE!!!!! YAY!!

posted by: Molly | 6:32 PM
 

I'd Hit it.

This about my lips... what the hell are you talking about?

posted by: Bergy | 6:28 PM
 

Italics make it true retard. Molly likes the pussy Is molly hot derek? I think her ass is damn sexy...she has a trailor butt. haha got yah
Bergy has big lips.

He's hot.

posted by: chelsa | 6:26 PM
 

Well an old Married couple that accuses the other of likeing pussy.

posted by: Bergy | 6:23 PM
 

Its at the Community Center and no. They said it at announcements today. I can swim but I'm to out of shape to be on the swim team.

Yes, i'll have a party eventually. You two are begining to fight like an old married couple.

Italics make it true.

posted by: Bergy | 6:21 PM
 

yes u are dumb!! You suck in bed!! I am the QUEEN!!!!! YAH..Bergy what about us? u only mentioned Katie!! *crying* I'm very upset!! oh well!! I do not like pussy i assure u! Maybe chelsa is just telling a secret about herself? Chelsa did u mean to put Chelsa likes pussy? I bet thats it!

posted by: Molly | 6:18 PM
 

Madonna, I'm not dumb. You're just mad that I'm better than you in bed. Yep Bergy does need to be in a speedo. and he needs to come watch us...be sure to stand behind the blocks for a good view. Haha katie hot? what about us bergy, we're ugly? Derek needs to have a party..then we can play spin the bottle or something fun. Molly likes the pussy

posted by: chelsa | 6:14 PM
 

Really Derek...you should join! It will be fun! Even Funner w/ u! PLEASE!! sign-ups are this Thursday! you'll have to ask Chelsa where at but u better sign up otherwise you wont be living anymore!! I have to create a boring website in Computers! I'll probably just blow it off tomarrow and do this thingie! I'll have fun w/ it! believe me! I'm taking Standford's testing also! Oh crap! I have a social Studies quiz tomarrow!! I'll fail probably!! oh well!!

posted by: Molly | 6:11 PM
 

Yes, indeed it worked. Swim team eh? Yeah I like to wear speedos I really need to go but me a thong.

posted by: Bergy | 6:04 PM
 

OK....i've tried this a million times!! It's not working!! Maybe this one will work! I HOPE!! Chelsa is so dumb! how dumb is she? She thought the Dairy Queen was a cow with a crown! yes!! I agree she is VERY DUMB!! I'm like a smart person times 10!! that makes me very smart! does Mike like Katie?? I think he does! Katie has an admirer!! ohhh!!! AWWW!!! this is ~FUN~!! I like to SWIM!!!!!! SWIM TEAM- Bergy should join..yes BERGY...You should join!!! shouldn't he? YES!!!!

posted by: Molly | 5:57 PM
 

Mike said Katie was hot.

It's ok Molly. I am too.

posted by: Bergy | 5:11 PM
 

Italics make it true.

posted by: Bergy | 4:57 PM
 

This guy came up to me the other day and he says "Hey man are you Italian?"

and I says "What do I look like I'm from Spain?"

posted by: chelsa | 4:53 PM
 

Add this as a favorite it provides a faster way to post: http://www.blogger.com/blog_form_pop-upE.pyra?b=4040695

When you want to write something in italics type <.i>words go here<./i> remove the dot inside the brackets.

For bold: <.b> words here <./b>.

posted by: Bergy | 4:38 PM
 

The blue faced girl is someone who paints her face blue..duh. I doubt she can be that hard to miss. The gnome is not DEAD!
You're lying to me again. I want my sexy gnome back or else. Molly knows all, why would you think she needs to know something more?

Ok, I have a story. Derek you know that girl, Katie, who gave us a ride to the movies? Well her parents and sister were there too and they thought that you were like her boy friend? Why didn't you tell me and Moll about this? If you need an lover advice just ask.



P.S. Molly is bad in bed :)

posted by: chelsa | 4:37 PM
 

Who the hell is the blue faced girl? The gnome is dead. DEAD! mmm food.

What does molly need to know how to do?

posted by: Bergy | 4:18 PM
 

I am a cock tease...beware

posted by: chelsa | 3:53 PM
 

I'm so bored that I'm going to add more...
Derek you need to teach molly how to work this.

I'm gonna go to lunch...later we can have some fun and be funny.

I miss the gnome, make him come back.(crying on the inside)

posted by: chelsa | 11:23 AM
 

I'm at school right now. I'm gonna chew my arm off I'm so hungry.

Hi Derek!...hope you're having fun with the blue faced girl and your 3 friends

posted by: chelsa | 11:18 AM


Monday, April 21, 2003  

I have toothpaste on my face right now...Who wants to lick it off?

posted by: chelsa | 10:10 PM
 

I always have the worst luck....You are my hero!

posted by: chelsa | 10:09 PM
 

Yeah... as soon as you signed off it worked...

posted by: Bergy | 9:37 PM
Past Stupidity.
Free Time Killers.
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